JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - General Discussion - Page 5 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Posted by Tisa Delillo on Wednesday, September 4, 2024

To review:

Jojo: Okay,crew! Civilization! We're gonna get to a TV, I'll use Hermit Purple to get inside Enyaba's head, and we'll be informed on DIO's Stand! I'm hungry. Who wants kababs??

(five minutes later)

Kakyoin: . . . and the vendor is a minion of DIO. And he just murdered our most promising lead. Of course.

Polnareff: Do any of you remember a time where we would meet people, and they weren't a solider of DIO or being affected by one?

Jotaro: I know, right? Anne's probably gonna kill us with her Stand five seconds before we get to DIO. Fuck my life. I mean . . . good grief.

Steely Dan of Steel: You guys looking for a villain to have honor? Well, keep waiting, assholes! [demonstrates his Lovers upon Jotaro]

Jojo: OH MY GOD SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Jotaro: Were you like this with the Pillar People? Because that is sad, old man.

Kakyoin: We'll come up with a plan! Just make sure Stee-

Dan of Steel: [hissing] Dude . . . lawyers . . .

Kakyoin: Right . . . just keep him busy.

Dan of Steel: Growing up alone, I never had a little brother to physically and emotionally abuse. Are you up for that job?

[elsewhere]

Polnareff: This is insane! You want us to project our Stands into Mr. Joestar's brain?!?

Kakyoin: Look, one of us had to have a plan. I'm smart, and you? You are the worst.

Polnareff: That's not true!

Kakyoin: Okay . . . since Mr. Joestar is busy and Jotaro is elsewhere, why don't  we ask Mr. Avdol? Oh, right . . . we can't. Because he's dead. Thanks to you.

Polnareff: When will you let that go?!?

Kakyoin: When Mr. Joestar stops breaking your balls about you licking the toliet.

Jojo: Which will be in about two minutes unless you goldbricks get moving!

Polnareff: He was a hero fifty years ago?

Kakyoin: I know, right?

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