FIRST LOOK! Margot Robbie as Barbie!

Meh. Should have been Sydney Sweeney! But all the pink is correct.

Ryan Gosling as Ken is a miscast.

Unfortunately, Sweeney is a butterface

[quote] Ryan Gosling as Ken is a miscast.

OP must be Trevor Donovan.

Margot Robbie’s looks are overrated. She only truly looked like a bombshell in Wolf of Wall Street.

R2 his face isn’t that great. He’s all hype. His name hasn’t carried a film to success either.

Too old. Shoulda been Ariana Grande and Ansel Elgort.

Ariana is too ethnic looking to play Barbie. Maybe her friend.

I thought after I Tonya she wanted to be a serious actress. Then she does this? One of Amy Schumer's rejects?

A Gerwig/Baumbach project.

Rhea Perlman as ... Malibu Skipper's grandma?

I have confidence she'll bring something more to the role than most actresses could.

Exactly how old is Barbie supposed to be in real life?

r5 more like a bratz doll. . . but Paula would throw a fit if she couldn't choreograph.

[quote] Ryan Gosling as Ken is a miscast.

Ryan Gosling isn't conventional enough. They should cast Ryan Seacrest (if he can act). Bland, sexless and nothing below the waist. He IS Ken.

Ryan Gosling is box office poison and getting uglier by the minute.

Barbie is the ultimate WASP. Ariana Grande would be absolute miscasting.

You need a very white person, not an Italian.

[quote]R9 Exactly how old is Barbie supposed to be in real life?

Barbie is supposed to be a teen model.

CZJ was the more obvious choice.

R14 But there were times Barbie was a Doctor and veterinarian, she couldn’t have been those if she was a teen. I’m thinking she was the start of the perpetually 29 myth. Skipper, I think, was always a teen.

Ken Doll is the role Matt Bomer was born to play.

Barbie was introduced as being 19.

Though this did not stop her from dressing like a [italic]prostitution whore.[/italic]

Whoever greenlighted this is going to have egg on their face.

Armie Hammer should have been Ken. If they want him young and full of cum, Jacob Elordi could have been good if he can pull of blond-ish hair.

Love, I,Tonya. Was so upset she didn't win.

Rodrigo Alves could have played both parts. Would have saved a bundle...

[quote] Ariana Grande

She's holding out for the Bratz Doll movie.

Robbie is very pretty, although she reminds me of The Joker when she smiles. Gosling is no Ken. Not evah!

Are they supposed to be middle aged dolls?

I wonder if they signed Robbie based on her role as Sharon Tate? Malibu Barbie is said to be based on Sharon's character, Malibu, in the film "Don't Make Waves". Sharon was a 10!!! And I believe, also, that Bo Derek's character in "10" was likely based on Sharon, IMO. Compare the beach scenes in DMW and "10".

When they murdered Sharon, it's like they killed a unicorn.

R25 is right. They are both too old.

[quote]r28 When they murdered Sharon, it's like they killed a unicorn.

Or a plastic Barbie doll.

Sorry. reply 30 is an asshole

He has aged out but James Marden would be a good Ken

R11, why isn't Ryan conventional enough?

Have you seen his face, R37?

Cause he is weird looking. Butter face. Marsden is too old, but would have been perfect for Ken fifteen years ago. Although he's short in real like, he's smokin hot in "West World". Mmmm.

R38, R39, what don't you like about his face?

Brant Daughtery for Ken =

Large forehead, small, beady eyes. Flared nostrils, jowls. Small chin, overall asymmetric.

Gosling, that is. Brant is gorg, but not blonde.

Me. It will give me an excuse to go blond... all over.

Gosling had a lot of work done.

Zac Efron a few years ago was perfect to play Ken.

Ken isn't just bubble headed, he must be tall and masculine looking.

With all of the Wokes, they might have cast the Cyrano (Dinklage) guy. Yikes.

There will be doll parts everywhere.

Mattel will score, either way.

The whole project just sounds mentally retarded.

I am ashamed for Robbie. Back where she started, only better paid.

It must be an adult comedy, but will it be good enough to play to both audiences? No one knows.

But who’s playing the rugged military guy G.I. Joe as the third part of the love triangle?

[quote] "She's holding out for the Bratz Doll movie."

R23 A sequel, perhaps.

I’m going out on a limb here, but I think this looks really stupid.

Everything from Hollywood is either a stupid remake, reboot, sequel or superhero movie, so yeah, it's really dumb

there are several ways they could have better approached this but it's an empty grab that will likely reach as many complaints as Sonic did -- but be squashed by journalists as far right homophobic seixst gamegaters trying to bring down the greatest story ever told. And in the end, it'll make some cash but more on the dvd circuit. -- I would preferred the premise of the series a few years ago (B&K are Weird Science'd/Craft'd/Freaky Friday'd into the bodies of a pair of cynical and jaded social misfits middle/high schoolers as said grungy pair are recognized as B&K in their stepford world) but the brand was terrified of it and wanted to keep it accessible to the smallest of children.

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but those looking for oyunger casting

Joel Courtney or Ricardo Hurtado for Ken

Peyton List or Abigail Cowen for Barbie

Or if you wanted to trigger the masses, Hunter Schafer. for Barbie.

[Quote] She's holding out for the Bratz Doll movie.

So am i.

Will there be a collectible Margo Robbie Barbie doll?

Kristin Chenoweth needs to do a new version "Barbie Girl".

R53, that would be Jada Pinket Smith

There are four kinds of movies today--the kind you'd go to the theater for, the kind you'd stream with enthusiasm, the kind you'd stream out of boredom, and those you're indifferent to. This one falls between boredom and indifference. It's a financial calculation, not a movie.

[quote]Margot Robbie’s looks are overrated

No, they're not. Saw her in person and she's stunning.

One has one's own Barbie now. One is not impressed.

I've had my own Barbie for years

They should make a Barbie of me because I am so SEXY!!!!

Are Skipper, Midge and that French hussy Cousin Francie in this?

Isn't 41 year old Gosling a bit long in the tooth to be playing Ken?

^ Ken is a classic case of arrested development. The poor man doesn't even have any nads yet 😳

She’s 31, isn’t that ancient by DL standards?

People like R56 really kill me. Where is the highly original script that you are hiding from everyone? We'll wait.

While I’d have to age up a bit too much for the title role, perhaps I could play one of Skipper’s schoolmates.

@r71, Not my job, man. I don't ask Hollywood to do my job, don't ask me to do theirs. However, since I am Hollywood's customer I would suggest they do a better job if they want to see any of my money 😠

R70 She looked 31 in The Wolf of Wall Street. Still find it hard to believe she was only 22 when she filmed that.

Her hair should be smoother as Barbie.

Seems like she had been 31 for years.

Matt Bomer would have been an ideal Ken. He has a face so perfect it borders in the surreal. For Barbie... I don't know. Someone very classically American, mid-20s, like Laura Palmer in Twin Peaks.

The pre-plastic surgery Megan Fox would have fit the look perfectly. Even the young Lisa Kudrow after the earlier seasons of Friends when she had straight blonde hair had very Barbie-esque features. Thin long neck, wide forehead and slim face. Margot's the main blonde beauty of Hollywood right now though. So, understandable they would go for a bankable actor.

Margot is the main blonde beauty of Hollywood now? Funny because she's never had a hit on her own name. Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lawrence, Julia, Reese, Drew.. these are women who have been in hits. I don't know wtf Margot Robbie is, twice Oscar nominated for WHAT?, no good reason, and never in any hits... so...

I WANTED MALIBU BARBIE!!!!!

Cameron, Julia, Reese, Drew are all older now and Jennifer Lawrence's craze has gotten cold over time. Then, who else? Emma Stone and Jessica Chastain. Both are bland and modest with no sex appeal. Anya Taylor Joy? She's very unconventional looking for a beauty, kinda like Tilda Swinton.

Cameron Diaz hasn't made a movie in 8 years surprisingly.

Ok- calling it right now. The movie will be *good*. Maybe not great, but it will surprise people. Why? There are a lot of bright, fairly talented people, with decent taste.... attached to this project. And yet, on the surface, it sounds retarded. A BARBIE movie? WTF? I haven't seen the script but I'll bet dollars to doughnuts it's what I call a 'subversive IP project.' Meaning that if you want to do a big, splashy, Hollywood movie (that's not FUCKING MARVEL) and actually have it greenlit, it's gonna be an IP. Todd Phillips did this pretty well with "Joker"where he had to push product but also succeeded in shoe horning in a more personal commentary about mental health and alienation. So, in our post woke era, they'll set up all the Barbie tropes in the first act, and demolish them in the second. Barbie ends up a feminist and walks away from the Dream House newly empowered. And Mattel sells a lot of dolls. Everybody wins.

P.S- To everyone complaining that Gosling is totally wrong for Ken, that's the point. He's like the Anti-Ken. They're not casting for for how he starts, they're casting for how he ends up.

^ Interesting take 🤔... What is "IP"?

Two foreigners playing two American icons? Yep. Liberal Hollywood needs to go! So sick of this. They have proven time and time again (especially in the past 15 years) how un-American they've become. Once the conservatives take over, I hope they kick out all the foreigners.

IP= Intellectual Property. In the industry it refers to existing brands, franchises or products that hire studios to make 2 hour, multi million dollar commercials to ensure that you'll buy their shit. Other toy brand IP films would be Transformers, G.I. Joe, The Lego Movie, etc.

Don't be fooled though- it can happen in a far more high end, sophisticated, 'adult' way....and often right under our noses. (cough*House of Gucci*cough).

^ Thanks, you seem to have inside knowledge on how things work

Why Barbie gotta be white?

^ Because Mattel is actually a cover for the KKK 🙄

[quote] Ryan Gosling as Ken is a miscast.

Gosling should have been cast as a trans Barbie.

[quote] Whoever greenlighted this is going to have egg on their face.

As opposed to loads of semen, like how most Hollywood deals are concluded?

[Quote] Cameron Diaz hasn't made a movie in 8 years surprisingly.

Isn't she retired?

[Quote] Other toy brand IP films would be Transformers, G.I. Joe, The Lego Movie, etc.

Both movies are shit, but i don't actually mind the first G.I Joe.

I hope GINGER MIDGE is in this!

I loved how they reintroduced her in “Life in the Dreamhouse” several years ago.

Since Mattel has gone full retard woke over the past 5 years or so (“Dreamhouse” was in the right direction, then they went all fat Barbie) I do not have high hopes for this movie. :(

Oh to have a time machine and get circa 1960s CLINT WALKER to play "G.I. Joe"! .... all time M-A-N, Walker was back in the day!..

R88 so that’s why R17 Barbie comes with a tiny pink Klan hood!

R65 naur cos one of my little girl mates on the playground that horse and i was jell!!!

then i got actual Breyer horses which were obvs superior so😔

[quote] Marsden is too old, but would have been perfect for Ken fifteen years ago.

The way you’re right!

It’s that “aw, shucks”, slightly-cheesy, über-clean American demeanour he’s got, added to the model-gorgeous but still pleasant and unthreatening beauty.

Special appearance by Matt Bomer as "Earring Magic" Ken!

Will Billy doll and his friend Carlos be included in this project?

I just can't picture Ryan Gosling as Ken.

R99.... neither can I... the "ken doll" is suppose to be drop dead gorgeous, only in the later years has been "metrosexualized"....back in the day, he was supposed to be the ultimate hunk pretty boy and yes, masculine...

R100 yet he’s always had gay rumors. Lol

Where's Tyra Banks when you need her?

R103 with an lazy grammar.

Madonna would be best for Barbie.

[quote]Exactly how old is Barbie supposed to be in real life?

I think you have to be over 18 to be an astronaut, r9, so I'd say she's over 18.

Barbie’s original doll was 19. Her career dolls are her in her 20s.

Midge was originally her friend but in the 90s or 00s was resurrected as Skipper’s best friend instead.

Oh, if you only knew all the PIPING HOT TEA I have on Ken….

[quote]Barbie’s original doll was 19

Source, r107?

I do encourage you all to learn how to use Google. Tons of information on there. It is 2022, after all.

Tom Daley could play Ken. He's "perfect" but kind of plastic looking. Ken is just eye-candy so he doesn't need to be played by an actor.

R111 took the cake for worst casting suggestion.

Also, Ken is blond with blue eyes. He represents the perfect “All American” man, aka a super WASP aka Aryan.

I *did* Google, r110 and wasn't coming up with anything which is why I asked for your source...which is? I've only known her to be described as a "teen-age fashion model" but never read that she was specifically 19.

Just when I thought that ideas for new movies couldn't possibly get any stupider.

R113 she’s always been over 18. Skipper is a teen also but younger. And Kelly is a little kid

[quote]she’s always been over 18

Link, r115?

If they were going to make a BARBIE movie they should’ve done it in the 1990s with Nicole Kidman as Barbie and Brad Pitt as Ken.

Yes r117, because 30 years ago they knew they would be making a Barbie movie 30 years later so they should have jumped on it.

Why is Malibu the most famous Barbie? The Simpsons' equivalent is called Malibu Stacey, and of course there's Debbie Jellinsky's iconic MA-LI-BU BAR-BIE monologue.

R120 and too small with dark features. The opposite of Ken.

R122 Midge hasn’t looked like that since the early 60s bud. They’re clearly going with a more modern Barbie and not old school Barbie.

I don’t even think Midge exists anymore.

Let's get to the only issue that matters: who's playing Steven, the boyfriend of Barbie's friend Christie?

Nothing gets past *you*, r123!

I wonder if they'll trot out that old Aqua song.

Jake Gyllenhaal is the same age as Ryan Gosling and I think he would be better as Ken.

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal is the same age as Ryan Gosling and I think he would be better as Ken.

Too dark.

[quote]what don't you like about his face?

FRAU ALERT!!!

Only a frau would think Ryan horse face is hot. They all love him since seeing him play a BPD stalker in The Notebook.

r123 Midge came back in 2013 and then went away again.

Midge Hadley married Allan Sherwood in 1991. They had a little boy named Ryan.

And then she came back single in 2013 r132. She abandoned them after finding Allan in bed with another man. Not Ken.

Poor Midge just couldn't catch a break. *She's* the one with a story to tell.

[quote]Madonna would be best for Barbie.

There are similarities between the two. They're around the same age, they often change their looks, and people look down on them for being bad role models for girls.

[quote]And then she came back single in 2013 [R132]. She abandoned them after finding Allan in bed with another man. Not Ken.

Was it Blaine?

I can't believe this was greenlighted. This is a pink plastic Howard the Duck.

Years ago a film like this would be looked down upon and no A-Lister would wanna touch this.

If it bombed it would also tank their career. That doesn’t happen anymore.

R124 Abuse? Alcohol? Drugs? Back alley abortions? Lesbianism? Cults? Trafficking, drugs and or sex?

Remembering a old HBO ROSEANNE stand up routine....

"why are dolls always barbie, sunshine malibu, really really really white barbie?" it's never "alcoholic barbie! " white trash barbie in the trailer park!" "homeless barbie"...

“Barbie Girl” will not be in the movie

Didn't Reese Witherspoon already do this in Legally Blonde?

Well if they are smart they will at least use it in the trailer, because it’s the perfect earworm to make you think of the film.

R140, I highly recommend subscribing to Sam & Mickey's YouTube channel if you're a Barbie fan. Their videos are hilarious.

Margot is a major producer on this, so this is basically a vanity project.

Probably won't be a critical disaster, but Mattel most likely will not let them do anything truly interesting with the material.

If this is somehow both a critical and commercial disaster, it could hurt Margot Robbie's career and most definitely Greta Gerwig.

I'm personally hoping for a bonafide bad movie instead of just mediocre fluff that people pretend is bad. Some probably think Greta and Noah are too talented to make something bad, but it takes talented people to make a truly misguided, awful Hollywood movie.

The tea suggests that there will be a certain amount of social commentary about diversity and sexism (the casting and Margot's secret Letterboxd account).

Because it'll do mediocre business at best, the usual suspects will use this movie as ammunition for their idiotic online culture war (which began with Gamergate in 2014 and really took off in 2016 with the Ghostbusters remake).

So I kind wish this movie were going for much more of a merciless anti-big business theme. It would be refreshing and not add more fuel to the fire. Though. I have a hunch that this would be a box office disappointment no matter what.

So

Maybe they can spin this into a dark social satire commenting on the demise of Roe Vs. Wade.

The people involved in this stupid online culture war are:

-The socially far-right. "

-Anti-liberal establishment for the sake of it" populist leftists and

And others just in it for the attention and money.

Asshole Libertarians are also part of this stupid online culture war.

From what I understand this is going to be like "The Truman Show (1998)" but with social commentary about race and gender.

Unless the execution is a disaster, the critics will end it up. Some of these movies based on toys make money and some don't. All the stars have to be aligned for this to be a bonafide hit. If it's not, the assholes and lunatics are going to have a field day with it.

Pierson Fode should have been Ken!

R3, she is beautiful and I think she looked her best in Focus.

Who the hell keeps casting Hari Nef in projects??

He's kind of a butter face. Or average face. Uninteresting face. Great body, though.

A ridiculous cash grab that will bomb at the box office.

Gosling is much too old to play Ken. Should have been Harry Styles.

They should have cast Chris Pine.

Styles looks even less like Ken than Ryan and has a doughy, flabby body. I say that as a Larry shipper, a Larry believer if you will.

I don't think she has the right look to be Barbie, but it's Barbie so I don't really care. I'm more horrified to learn (after looking up the letterboxd account stuff upthread) that she's going to be playing Clara Bow.

Why? She hasn't made the team?

I'm guessing this is a comedy. It will be interesting to see the critical response. I have a feeling it will bomb big time but who knows.

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